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Monday, December 17, 2007

Don't you have a clue??

Don't you see that I don't want to fucking hear about that girl?? You were suppose to be my friend with benefit!!
Don't you see how ridicule you are?? You just said one week ago that you didn't want to move there with your ex, and now you would for a perfect stranger?? You were fine where you are, and didn't want to change that for a girl!!
I'm getting angry with playing that "I'm only a good friend " game! You've told me that you had a crush on me, and I've told you I had one about the same that as you!
But you keep going on and on about that girl you want to meet!! You don't realise that I almost only use one word answer??
(Sorry, got to get this out of my mind!! He is being kind of a prick!)

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Blogger rhet said...

"...You were suppose to be my friend with benefit!!..."

You will most assuredly go to Hades for this jill.
Shame on you!

6:17 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

If it is not Hades himself!!
Don't go getting jalous, my dear Rhet, because you don't have time to play with me anymore!
(Where the hell have you been this last two weeks??)

6:30 PM  
Blogger Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Dump him, babe. Move on to someone better.

6:40 PM  
Blogger Iron Pugilist said...

Ah, falling for the fuck buddy. I can relate.

6:55 PM  
Blogger Lakota Princess said...

Jilly-girl kicking ass and taking names! Hot damn!

Fuck buddies are the way to go. Protect the heart and just use them for their dangly bits.
If your heart is already involved - walk away now... it'll hurt even more later if you don't.

2:22 AM  
Blogger Iron Pugilist said...

Hey, that hurt LP. In my case, I was her first boyfriend. And it was her who broke my heart.

3:01 AM  
Blogger Lakota Princess said...

IP, honeycakes... trust me - i'm hurting you less now.

9:48 AM  
Blogger Jill said...

Susan, moving to another place might be a good thing!

IP, who is the next one on your list?

Lakota, I wish there would be more potential fuck buddies around here!!

IP and Lakota, behave!! You are on my site!! No angry people alow here!!! Didn't you read the tittle of this site??

12:50 PM  
Blogger Lakota Princess said...

I never read the titles and i always skip to the part that tells me exactly what I want to hear.

I'll give you my FBs after I'm done with them Jilly-girl. Don't think of it as sloppy seconds, think of it as they've been run through their paces.
~wink~

1:17 PM  
Blogger rhet said...

I am not in the least bit squeamish about sex. I really just can't, however, abide the term "fuckbuddy". What an absolutely appalling label to give a person. I get that it means "a friend, that you fuck", but really - isn't that what happens in sexual liaisons about 80 percent of the time? Very few people fuck perfect strangers, whom they do not like. No, normal route from first sight to bed games, is via a couple of drinks and a little chat, which, I would say, gets the boinkabees on the way to being friends. Seal the deal with a ride or two and unless someone asks for some shit -on- chest action too early in the proceedings, or has some unfortunate affliction, like a lolling tongue, then the pair could cosily be described as friends.
So there you have it, most human non-marital copulation for you:
Friends - that you end up fucking.
No need for job descriptions, just get your pants off. Not only is Fuckbuddy an utterly redundant term, but the people who use it are just desperate, awful creations. Usually needy women, who have to catch the crumbs that fall from other women's tables - creeping around husband grabbing or taking it from some awful cunt at work, who calls people "babe". Fuckcunt, maybe, fuckbuddy - no.
Or that cruel trick of Our Lord - the boring, hideous idiot, who likes quoting Monty Python, and snorts when he laughs, but has a magnificent, vast-girthed cock that women need to sit on, because it is a wonderful thing, but have to wear an iPod whilst doing so. Still not a fuckbuddy - a fuckmoron.
Or what about those bare faced liars, who just don't, ever, fuck anyone - but need to make out they are getting the ride from somewhere, so invent some acquaintance who obliges when the urge takes? No, these losers also do not have the right to talk about fuckbuddies - rather fuckimaginaryfriends. god, it's desperate!
Fuckbuddies and people who talk about their fuckbuddies- fuck off.
VD

I'm rather self-conscious about my clutch of coitus-companions, and have essayed each to wear identification stamps in order to easily differentiate them from my amigos-d'amores, who all smell like avacados. Worse, I haven't the slightest inkling what to do with my fucknoddingaquaintances or fornication friends-of-a-friend.
Since the invention of the Pink Rabbit, no woman needs a Fuckimaginaryfriend/moron/buddy - why settle for second best.
BP

"...unless someone asks for some shit-on-chest action too early in the proceedings..."
In your opinion, when is the right time in a relationship to broach this subject?
VD's Mum

JILL I have been repairing the damage you ungratefull western cunts do to the third world, that's where I have been for the last two weeks.

6:29 PM  
Blogger rhet said...

Besides Jill, you should know better than to sleep with a French Canadian male. They're all as useless as teats on a Phuque.

6:32 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

VD, long time no talk...You sure took care of the lost time!! That what a long comment, but you've make your point!

BP, where do I stand in that category?? When are you taking me to do some must needed Holiday shopping??

VD'S mum, never....

6:36 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

Rhet, can I have a second opinion? Coming from myself?

6:37 PM  
Blogger Lakota Princess said...

LMAO!
that's quite good.
Bowing before your eloquent rhetoric, Lord Janus, sir.
I sadly have no rebuttal against that diatribe.

6:45 PM  
Blogger rhet said...

I always wondered why all the female school teachers in Quebec would vacation each winter in Jamaica. I though it was for the warmth, but apparently not, it was for the large black phallus.
The Frenchman is challenged apparently.
Anecdotal evidence of course

6:54 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

Rhet, you are giving me an idea for a research! Would you join the test?

6:58 PM  
Blogger Rhian said...

Jill, are you heading to Jamaica and didn't tell me? Damn, I'm jealous. About the heat of course, not the gihugant cock waiting there.

6:59 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

I wish, Rhian, for both!!
I was not talking about Jamaica(I wouldn't mind going, I hate cold me too) but on the project of putting to the test Rhet theorie of French men being big penis deprive!

7:04 PM  
Blogger Iron Pugilist said...

*looks in his pants*

1:54 AM  
Blogger Jill said...

IP. do you think you gonna get off without showing?

2:05 PM  
Blogger rhet said...

Join the test?
Ha!
I shall defer to the Ferrous (Or Ferric, if he should find himself not in the blessed state of bi-valence) Fighter in my stead.

5:28 PM  
Blogger Glamor Goat said...

Kind of a prick? He's being a total douchebag. If you cannont see it for yourself [yet], I will tell you what we all can see.

Your fuck buddy is treating you like a cum rag. Nothing more. Any "friendship" he shows you is ONLY to serve his own sexual agenda.

Yes, he may be sincere in the sweet moments you are together, but when you are not around, he is not thinking about you. In his mind you are nothing but the symbol for "receptacle".

I know, these are hard, harsh words. All of my loving friends were saying much the same to me for a very long time so I also know your mind may play a trick on you when you read this. You may try to find the flaws and the exceptions to what I'm saying. But Jill, for your own self-preservation, for all that is powerful and sexy and strong in you, tell him straight out that he is a failure as a lover (let him interpret that as he may) and walk away with your head held high.

You are NOBODY's cum rag.

6:43 AM  
Blogger Jill said...

Rhet, when should I put your appointment on??

Glamor, this is a great entrance you are making!!
And I'm staying away from him for a while...Not even talking to him!

12:12 PM  
Blogger Glamor Goat said...

Jill, cher...

Please let me know if you want to talk "off line". (My email is in my profile.) I have much experience with the cycle of keeping my distance, then narrowing the distance, then convincing myself that I'm happy (ahh, the magic of a certain cock), then finding myself surprised when he does something prick-ish. Again.

This cycle can be very sneaky. It can eat away at your sense of self without you realizing it.

But take things at your own speed, you are strong and smart. And he obviously does something for you that no one else can. I will not judge. And I am here if you want to talk.

Courage,
Glam

3:52 PM  

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